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Five of my Worst Parties Ever!

Five of my Worst Parties Ever!

Sometimes in life there are things that seemed like a good idea at the time, but with experience we realize how incredibly wrong we were. I'm not trying to sum up my teenage years in one sentence - I am referring to the worst parties I have ever thrown. And I am sharing them with you to save you the humiliation, personal shame and lawsuits that followed. 

Little Gardeners Gardening Party

Why it seemed like a good Idea at the time: A big backyard with loads of weeds and twenty little hands itching to get dirty, it seemed like a perfect match.

Why it failed: Children can sense when they are being put to work; the bitterness is palpable. 

The Spa for boys

Why it seemed like a good idea at the time: I’m a modern mom and think boys could use a little pampering too.

Why it failed: If you put a cucumber on a boy’s eyes he will either eat them or find a way to shoot them at somebody. Try this at home.

Little Freud Psychoanalysis Party

Why it seemed like a good Idea at the time: Children sharing feelings and talking about their mommies sounds like a lovely nurturing experience.

Why it failed: Children don’t want to lay on the couch at a party unless they are given an iPad.

Mommy and Me Pub Crawl

Why it seemed like a good Idea at the time: What better way is there to celebrate achieving the crawling milestone, than to attempt to do it together?

Why it failed: Legalities, eternal judgement and shame.

A Lord of the Flies themed Party

Why it seemed like a good Idea at the time: Children know how to have a good time, surely putting them in charge is a good idea?

Why it failed: Read the book, that’s why!

 

Happy April Fool's Day!


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